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say what?
wanna hang out?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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