honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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