whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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