i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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