Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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