would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
