it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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