Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize