I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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