Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
