You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
