if you like me you must not know who I am
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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