Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
ttyl tear gas
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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