Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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