I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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