just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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