Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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