Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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