chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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