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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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