I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
they need to just BURY HIM!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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