it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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