they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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