garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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