i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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