Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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