Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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