If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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