let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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