Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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