I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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