She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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