If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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