I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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