:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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