we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm jealous of your bromance
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
