you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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