If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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