its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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