After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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