Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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