A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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