then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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