Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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