tell your sister to shave her snatch
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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