Will you blow on my dice?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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