I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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