You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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