Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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