what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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