Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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