Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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