I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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