Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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