Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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