Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
This baby is an asshole
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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