who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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